Turn off your Mobile Phones!

 
Turn off your mobile phones.m4a
 

The background for our drama this morning is that our minister takes an unexpected phone call during the service..


Drama: Please turn off your mobile during the service

 Hello?  Hello? 

Look I can’t really talk now, I’m in church.

 No, not even if I whisper – I’m leading the service. I’m up at the front, people are looking at me.  Look who is this anyway?

 Yeah, and I’m Mickey Mouse!  Who are you really?

 OK Prove it.

No they’re not.  They’re black!

 They’re black!

 Just a minute . . .Hey how do you know the colour of my underpants. Yes they are green ones with Calvin on the front!  How did you . . . yes I know that’s not how to spell my name!

 Look who are you really?

 We are just about to confess our sins, actually, you know, say we are sorry for all the things we’ve done wrong.

 Yes, I’m going to confess my sins too . . .

 Yes, all of them.

 Who told you about that! Look, I’d prefer it if you didn’t pass that around.

 Of course I’m sorry.

 YOU forgive me!  Well thanks, that’s good of you but who do you think you are?

 Who do I think you are?  Well at the moment I think you are interrupting the service and destroying my reputation, and making me feel like a right fool.

 Oh! That’s what you do is it?

 And give forgiveness and peace, and hope and a fresh start

 And Eternal Life. Look just who are you?

Oh He’s gone!

 

 

 


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